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by Too Much Joy

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1.
You Will 02:56
YOU WILL It’s never winter here We just wait for it to rain There’s a lever in a locked house To make Lagunita drain Invisible ray in the palm of my hand I point at the things I wish to command Have you been faxed at the beach? You will – and you will not be scared Have you felt our awesome reach? You will – and you will not be scared We’re viciously polite There’s just no end to our means Always thinking bout the next meal Down and out in limousines Have you not felt incomplete? You will – and you will not be scared Have you worshipped at our feet? You will – and you will not be scared We’re very whimsical So our pond is named Lake Lake It’s both the best that we could do And as real as we can take Invisible ray in the palm of my hand I point at the things I wish to command Controlling machines I don’t understand Have you ever wanted this? You will – and you will not be scared Have you ever known such bliss? You will – and you will not be scared Seen our logo on the moon? You will – and will you not be thrilled? Tried to unpop a balloon? You will – and if we say you will, you will Blumenfield/Quirk/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Still Suck Music, 1996
2.
Weak 02:11
WEAK I guess we should be getting back Do you think that they’re keeping track? I’ll probably blow this if I speak But here I go, you know I’m so weak, I’m so weak I’m so weak, the world is for the meek I’m lying in the grass, the world can kick my ass I’m so weak This is not a respected trait But I expect it could be great Someone just left this stuff behind Let’s keep looking, never mind I’m so weak, I’m so weak I’m so weak, the world is for the meek I’m lying in the grass, the world can kick my ass I’m so weak I don’t care if you don’t mind Rub my face just like you’re blind How do you look, let me light a match How you gonna explain that scratch? I’m so weak, I’m so weak I’m so weak, the world is for the meek I’m lying in the grass, the world can kick my ass I’m so weak, I’m so weak I’m so weak, the world is for the meek Hate me for succumbing, you’re simply too becoming I’m so weak, I’m so weak The world is for the meek, lay my share right at my feet I’m lying in the grass, the world can kick my ass I’m so weak Blumenfield/Quirk/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Still Suck Music, 1996
3.
POISON YOUR MIND Stumbling, fucked up and alone Stupid, you answered the phone Hello, I want to poison your mind Upstairs, your aunt is insane Who cares, she never complains Oh, no, I want to poison your mind And you know I even scare myself Sometimes, sometimes But that kind of thing can’t be helped Sometimes, sometimes Pressing all the spots that make you scream Till I’m popping up inside your dreams Baby, I want to poison your mind Tell you stuff you didn’t know you knew Make you want to make me want you, too Lady, I want to poison your mind And you know I even scare myself Sometimes, sometimes But that kind of thing can’t be helped Sometimes, sometimes Hold my hand if you can soon we start to mutate I’m absurd, you’re disturbed, now everything is great This is great Wipe out, select memories Give you a brand new disease Darling, I want to poison your mind Blumenfield/Quirk/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Still Suck Music, 1996
4.
Mrs. Now 02:27
MRS. NOW Sitting on my couch Trying to decide what’s appropriate It’s kind of strange Don’t worry bout me I can cope with it Did I sit too close? Please don’t get the wrong idea Still, it beats the phone It’s just so good to have you here We’ll just be friends We never, ever kept that vow That was then, you’re Mrs. now We’ll just pretend Nothing happened, anyhow That was then, you’re Mrs. Now Me, I’m doing fine Did I tell you I like your hair like this? There was a time . . . Well, it’s better not to reminisce You call that a kiss? You treat me like I’m your brother Yes, he’s very nice Wish we just despised each other Blumenfield/Quirk/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Still Suck Music, 1996
5.
THE KIDS DON'T UNDERSTAND Well they flash Those half-knowing smiles As they pass Heroic profiles Like they’re in some book by Ayn Rand Always working, always tanned So satisfied but the kids don’t understand You kiss her Don’t even love you It’s a blur She’s getting on top of you Sometimes you see stuff nobody planned Stick your head back in the sand Oh, don’t worry cause the kids don’t understand Stuck your hands in the wet cement In the soft spot of my skull Well it stings Lick your wounds if I could No such thing As a normal childhood Give ‘em paper, scissors and crayons Give all those concerned a big hand Maybe they deserve it, but the kids don’t understand Stuck your hands in the wet cement in the soft spot of my skull We’re not dumb Even if you spell it We catch on Don’t have to yell it I see her flinch, when you raise your hand There’s not too much that the kids don’t understand Blumenfield/Quirk/Smallens/Vinton Published by People Suck Music, 1996
6.
DIFFERENT GALAXIES The universe is expanding It’s flying apart at the speed of light It’s way beyond all understanding At least it’s way beyond mine tonight We live on the skin of a bubble It stretches and grows like a toy balloon And I think that’s the source of my trouble Been light years apart since this afternoon Lost in space, look how we’re dressed It’s obvious we’re powerless Don’t blame yourself, don’t get depressed Different galaxies, the same address Stars burn and then die in the silence Whenever we speak on the telephone I casually observe the violence I quietly ask what time you’ll be home I’m getting a good education Know more than I want about entropy The black holes in our conversation Are multiplying exponentially Blumenfield/Quirk/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Still Suck Music, 1996
7.
I BELIEVE IN SOMETHING Swimming neath the continents Swirling through the sky Is everything I don’t know yet And still won’t when I die For I am just a little thing Astounded by everything The wet grass beneath my feet The tall towers of concrete If I was God, no one would doubt it We wouldn’t need church to get The mystery that we once knew The something we forget I believe I’m a totally modern boy But turn out the light, and I believe in something Don’t anna be some evil giant’s toy When it’s late at night, I believe in something My friend had his death foretold When he was twenty-six years old I say the right things they’re no help His body slowly eats itself If I was God, no one would doubt it No one would suspect That there was nothing I could do With my greater intellect I believe in these tiny little pills — I believe in something Mystic words on the backs of dollar bills — I believe in something I’m swimming neath the continents I’m swirling through the air Can’t see the bones beneath my skin But I know that they’re there I believe that my little heart’s diseased — I believe in something I’d like to think there are people just like me — I believe in something I believe what they taught me in grade school History is made by handsome dudes I believe everything on television Twelve step programs are the new religion Gideon bibles make good rolling papers The just prevail sooner or later I believe I will live forever I believe it all I swear to whatever Blumenfield/Quirk/Smallens/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Suck Music/Weedy Wet Songs, 1996
8.
HOW TO BE HAPPY I’ve got the tiniest bedroom It’s gigantic without you La la la la la la la la Is yours too big too? In your dreams everything’s important Till you wake up the next day Can’t remember what the big deal was Try to live my whole life that way I’ve learned how to stay Now I’m learning not to care Asleep half the day Now I’m learning not to care Never leave this bed of mine Other beds just can’t compare Learning how to be happy And learning not to care La la la la la la la la Hung a big map on the wall And I’ve stuck on these gold stars Everywhere I’ve been before Got a star in Paris, France Got a star in Hollywood You get to name your own star If your telescope is good I’ve learned how to stay Now I’m learning not to care Asleep half the day Now I’m learning not to care Other folks as far away As the stars at which I stare Learning how to be happy And learning not to care La la la la la la la la La la la la la la Now my life is like a montage sequence Only feel one way always I’ve got the tiniest bedroom It’s gigantic without you Do they have bedrooms where you are? La la la la la la Blumenfield/Quirk/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Still Suck Music, 1996
9.
Half Life 04:31
HALF LIFE There is no space For what you need to know On the forms that I must fill out I’m happiest alone I’m miserable that way All this stuff just wants to spill out I take pleasure in the simple things I love my headphones and my wedding ring Are you talking to me now or reading from a script? What’s that supposed to mean you say you anna be yourself? I don’t think you even know just who the hell that is You spend half your life pretending you’re like everybody else Like everybody else I tell the same joke Many different ways But you never seem to get it You’re jerking off To catalogs Don’t you feel a bit pathetic? You spend half your life remembering your life when you were young And half your life dreaming how much better life could get Every time you make a choice, hey, half your life is gone All you got’s a few big dreams divided into many small regrets Like everybody else Never take any pictures Just try to remember All I remember is trying Here’s a story I like I think it happened to me I don’t even know if I’m lying Blumenfield/Quirk/Smallens/Vinton Published by People Suck Music, 1996
10.
I'M YOUR WALLET I’m your wallet Once upon a time I was your pal Yeah, I’m your wallet That’s ok because you’re my gal Buried inside of me Is a picture of the way we used to be Keep me in your pocket Melt me like a piece of chocolate I’m your wallet A joke you made I’m your wallet Believe me baby it’s a fair trade I climbed the ladder Till I made it to the last rung Waiting at the top Was the bottom of the next one Buried inside of me Is a picture of the way we used to be In the back out of view Is some change I kept from you Buried inside of me Is a picture of the way we used to be You’re looking kind of bored I guess I never noticed that before Blumenfield/Quirk/Smallens/Vinton Published by People Suck Music, 1996
11.
Skyline 02:54
SKYLINE Stupid skyline, nothing new Lazy people ignoring the view Blinking red lights on top of you So no planes will crash into The stupid skyline I call home Wandering these streets alone Looking for a telephone So I can call someplace my own Left these words on your machine And you asked me what they mean And you asked me where I’d been I muttered something bout the space between The stupid skyline and what it represents The empty dreams of it’s aspirants Nobody owes anybody rent Everybody is an accident All the soldiers planting land mines All the rich folks drinking fine wines Crazy columnists with their precious by-lines Rhapsodizing bout the stupid skyline Blumenfield/Quirk/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Still Suck Music, 1996
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UNDERNEATH A JERSEY SKY You’re no Uma Thurman Then I’m no movie star Neither of us is strong We can still split a car We will never be famous And we’ll never have kids And even we won’t remember Half the shit that we did Like when I planted one on ya Before your lips got loose And I thought I heard booing But they were just yelling “Bruce” You sounded like you gave up When you let out that sigh But it still turned me on Underneath a Jersey sky I was born and I will die Underneath a Jersey sky Now we’ve got our own house It’s even got a backyard We can toss round a Frisbee If we don’t toss too hard I figure someone somewhere Got my piece of the pie And he wouldn’t be caught dead Underneath a Jersey sky Blumenfield/Quirk/Vinton/Wittman Published by People Still Suck Music, 1996

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Written and recorded in manic bursts of passion followed by long periods of watching TV and trying to figure out what the fuck else we might be able to do with our lives.

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released February 27, 1996

Jay Blumenfield -- "disingenuous harmonies, brash guitar" (New York Times)

Tim Quirk -- "charmingly defective voice" (Rolling Stone)

Tommy Vinton -- "cluttered but catchy drumming" (Seventeen)

William Wittman -- unreviewed bass and singing

Recorded, mixed and produced by William Wittman

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Too Much Joy Scarsdale, New York

TMJ is/was a punk-pop band of some minor renown. Some of that renown was due to their music, which included semi-hits such as “Crush Story,” “Donna Everywhere,” and “That’s a Lie” — a cover of the LL Cool J tune that featured the man himself in the music video, which actually got played quite a bit during daylight hours on MTV back when they did that sort of thing. ... more

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